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just on my way home

no shit there i was, my buddies and i were on our way home from the bar. we got a hotel room just a few blocks away from where we were partying at so we were walkin it home well i just had to take a leak so i found some corprat center where they had some pretty big ass bushes out front so that is where i decided to do my busness. about mid stream the toy cop that patrolles them parts started yelling at me to get the fuck off of there property she grabes my arm and intantly i swing the stream around and piss all over her leg!! when she looks down she lets go of my arm and i run meat flying all over the place untill i reach my buddies. the fat and now pised off security guard hot on my tail and all of my friends just say well fuck he's got the cops after him agian and we ran the fuck home

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