So a little while back about the time I was graduating we made a trip to Vegas. Road Trip! Well we get shortly outside of Why, Arizona and open our first 30 pack of, no other than, Bud light. We are driving a large suv with about 7 people in it. I know that you saying "isnt that illegal?" yes it is. get over it. We were young and dumb and didnt give a fuck! Im not sure how long it took but I think we may have gotten maybe 30 miles when the beer ran out. At this point we all needed 1. stop and get more beer. and 2. drain. So we hit the road again with beers in hand. So drinking games are being played and the level of excitement is growing with every beer. We're heading to Vegas for god's sake. Sometimes theres no time to stop at an actual restroom, When females need to go they really need to go. My copilot, female, needed to go and said we can just pull over and go. I was impressed that a woman has no problem going on the side of the road. I thought it was badass. Many females need the comfort of four one inch thick walls surrounding them. Anyways I pull off and we all do our business. We all find our comfort spots either it be bush or a small hill. Before pulling away i ask the two people that didnt go if they were sure that they didnt need to go. they said no. We drive off. More beer of course is flowing down our throats. The driver, not going to say who it was, started to have a few by this point. Not but 15 minutes from us pulling away our pee spot says "i need to stop" The driver pissed at this point. slams on the breaks and let the girl go pee.
Now the moral of the story being:
1. dont drink and drive.
2. go pee when everyone else is going
3. chicks are kinda hotter when they have no problem going pee with the boys.









