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Participating in an activity at an outdoor location creates the most difficult time to find a Public Restroom. Most guys face the dilemma of following the rules of society or what crosses every guys' mind...'the bush over there will work just fine.'

In most cases the bush idea is not a good one. There is the chance of being fined and/or arrested for 'InDecent Exposure.' It may also be the case the place is crowded, resorting in finding the restroom. Women do not face the same dilemma, but in any case they must also find the Public Restroom.

Crowded Beach

The predicament with finding the Public Restroom in outdoor locations is there are so few of them.. because.... your outdoors. Once the restroom is found, which is always at the farthest point from where you were when you started looking, you wonder when the last time the cleaning crew came through. You know the chances are it has been awhile since it was last cleaned. However, its the only one around.

These restrooms are always covered in water (at least you hope), particularly at the beach due to the ocean being right there. But what about the restrooms that are not right on top of the ocean? This plainly creates an uncomfortable feeling for the entire experience.

Once you head back to whatever you were doing at the far location from the restroom, you think to yourself: 'Was it really worth all this effort?' In some cases, most definitely YES, but you may consider the bush next time.

Everyone has been to a Beach, Campground, Park, Tailgate Party, or any other outdoor location and been in need of finding a restroom. Tell your story - even if it was you or "someone you know" who chose the 'bush' - or comment on others stories.

You may just help someone find the restroom a little easier or cause the cleaning crew to go in more often.

Recent Outdoor Stories

Mexican Station

FullBlater's picture

Okay so I had distracted the guy I was dating while he was driving ... and we went the wrong way to get to rocky point, ended up over near Tijuana. After a bit of driving down a Highway, I guess that was empty of life, we found this quickie type station and we went in and asked where the restroom was.

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Category: Highway Rest Stop

A 30 pack every 100 miles...

Beer Master's picture

So a little while back about the time I was graduating we made a trip to Vegas. Road Trip! Well we get shortly outside of Why, Arizona and open our first 30 pack of, no other than, Bud light.  We are driving a large suv with about 7 people in it. I know that you saying "isnt that illegal?" yes it is. get over it. We were young and dumb and didnt give a fuck!

Category: Highway Rest Stop

just on my way home

no shit there i was, my buddies and i were on our way home from the bar. we got a hotel room just a few blocks away from where we were partying at so we were walkin it home well i just had to take a leak so i found some corprat center where they had some pretty big ass bushes out front so that is where i decided to do my busness. about mid stream the toy cop that patrolles them parts started yelling at me to get the fuck off of there property she grabes my arm and intantly i swing the stream around and piss all over her leg!!

Category: Tailgate Party

Trough Urinals

SocraPees's picture

Although this is a pervasive problem in Men Public Restrooms, the most experience I have with trough urinals is on highway rest stops.  The trough urinal--man's greatest restroom fear--is the elongated urinal with separation, and therefore, no partitions.  Men are required to stand shoulder to shoulder, and the worst, at the busiest times, two Men may be required to stand at the ends and face each other.  This is indeed a terrible situation. 

Could anybody testify to the hell that is trough urinals??  Really bad news, agreed?

Category: Highway Rest Stop

Peeing While Snowing

DrinkingTheory's picture

A couple of us went up to a cabin (I know its not a campground but it was near a campground. Plus, if you just read further and stop asking dumb questions, you will find out how much it was a campground.) just as winter was starting to come around. When we arrived, we turned on the water as usual and to our dismay we heard cracking noises.

Category: Campground