So I was in california a few weeks back with a couple of my friends. We got there bright and early and all i could think about was when are we going to get some beer. Well i had to bide my time. At around 3 oclock we finally went to the store and between my 3 friends we got 90 beers. Once we got to the beach i tried to do my best at finishing off those 90 beers myself. Well i think i might have gotten to 20 or 25 again not really sure. So after some drinking games and watching some olympics we all decided to hit the hay. By this point i pass out...
So in the morning my friend asked me how drunk i was last night. My response was not too drunk why? Apparently I had gotten up about 10 minutes after i passed out and started peeing right next to the bed. She heard this and yelled my name and i then turned my head non schelant and said "what?" she then told to go to the bathroom. I obbeyed and walked into the bathroom and finished what i started.
Two obversations i made. One: I have and probably will sleep walk again.
and Two: Does anyone know how hard it is to stop peeing after you start. I kinda thought that was inpressive.
and again I didnt remember anything... so im going by what my friends told me over breakfast the next day...
-SocraPees
So, I would have to say that yes, in your case the floor was a restroom. Either 1. You thought you were already there in your sleep walking dream or 2. It didn't matter because you were already peeing. The main questions I had were:
1. Was it right?
2. In your mind state, what were you dreaming? Because that's impressive that your mind, while dreaming, you were able create at very least something like a urinal, stall, etc. It makes me wonder if this was indeed the perfect restroom, because it's obvious your comfort was at a very high level.
As far as it being right goes, I would have to say that nobody can place blame you, and therefore, you keep your high Man Status (as judged by your profile). Since you were sleeping, I can't call it wrong. However, once awake, you realized your vulnerable situation and went running to an actual restroom. If you had kept peeing on the floor after your epiphany, then I would have no problem saying, DUDE that is wrong. By the way, that is extremely impressive that you were able to stop, hold, and then continue in a supposedly controlled manner that you described. Truly phenomenal.
I have to say...stopping mid stream and then walking over to the bathroom to finish is extremely impressive.
Did you even put it back in the pants or just walk over to the bathroom holding on?
I feel sorry for your friend who had to witness this.
very fortunate that my friend took all in stride and laughed about it..
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