What an odd situation.. After having a meal, I came home and have the worst urge to crap. The problem is that I'm currently sharing my apartment with my fiance and her girl-friend from Canada. So here I am--with two women--and the worst urge to fire one out.

Obviously, I need to be careful so as to not produce any extra gastric noises; this may offend the women in my apartment. Unfortunately, the doors are not completely sound proof. So here's my plan--take my dear, sweet time and not rush things. It's always the case that firing one out should never be rushed, but in my current situation, I need provide effort to put even less of a rush on firing one out.

Here's the principle: When a Man is among Women, and the doors to restroom being perused are not sound proof, then he aught to take pains to fire one out quieter than he would have otherwise.