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Lets discuss Urinal Etiquette

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As there is many im sure I will start with a few.

 

1. Dont stand next to another guy if you dont have to.

 

2. Your eyes must not stray...

 

 

 

Lets see how long of a list we can get. And see what we do knowingly or unknowingly..

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Agree with the first

Agree with the first two....

3. Only shake twice or else your playin with it.

4. No talking to a stranger while he is going

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Starting at bathrooms with 3

Starting at bathrooms with 3 urinals, men must always occupy the outer urinals first and work towards the middle; the Urinal Separation Law must stand.

Never... ever... crap in a bar restroom. Public shitting sucks anyways.

wash your hands

if drinking, hang on to your beer

-SocraPees

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The no crapping in the bar

The no crapping in the bar restroom is very important.

I would say, no coming up behind someone and patting them on the shoulder/back as you walk by, even if they are your friend. You don't want to make them miss.