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Damn... This Kind of Sucks

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Peeing With Pants Down

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Has anybody ever come accross somebody who actually pees with their pants down?

It's very awkward to witness, and one almost feels inclined to inform the violator of such an obvious rule to pull his pants up; of course, this is can only be done after both individuals are done peeing.

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Goal Oriented Peeing - Literally

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The picture says it all!!  Thank you http://www.collegehumor.com!

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Apparently Peru Has Special Signs

I came across this in a search in google blogs and thought this was great. A blogger for Eco Worldly, Levi Novey, was in Peru and saw the sign in the picture. After seeing the picture, I had to know what it was all about.

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Urinal Etiquette in a Music Video

This is my first post and I figured it would be very suiting given my user name and the numerous mentions of urinal manners. I found this video while surfing YouTube.

These guys had the right idea for a student film. Why not make a music video about the protocol of urinals?

The guys bring up very good points and I think the most common ones every guy should know, with a nice little tune to go with it.

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Cleanliness Very Important

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One of the biggest reasons I believe people hate using the public restroom is due impart because of cleanliness. Most people like clean things and are afraid of germs. What is the one thing everyone tends to avoid?.......The toilet seat.

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You don't speak. You don't peek. You just leak.

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There is a "hidden curriculum" when it comes to public restrooms. We usually learn it at a young age just by viewing what others do, such as our parents or adults in general. They are lessons we learn from observing instead of being taught in a classroom or at the dinner table.

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Bud light at work...

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I work at a resort In Paradise Valley. I was going to the bathroom at our employee restroom. I entered and was drainging when I noticed a bud light cap on the toilet. I thought it was kinda random. I pushed the thought out of my head, I finish and move to wash my hands. I go to throw the paper towels in the trash can, where I notive an empty beer bottle. Now I know that there could be a one in a million that the two were put there seperatly. I  want to know what was someone thinking? Did they need a cold one while they were taking a leak?

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A Truly Desperate Situation

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Man--I've got to say that when your obligations and the will of nature conflict, nothing but bad news will come of it.  Today I was stuck in a one hour meeting; about 1/2 way through, I had to shit like no one's business.  So, the problem is I can't leave.  I'm stuck and must wait.  Secondly, I was on the busiest floor where there are only two urinals and one stall.  I was resorted, after holding a shit for 1/2 an hour, to sprint up the stairs to the next floor to:

1.  Have access to a restroom.

2.  Have some level of privacy to rid myself of the exposive shits.

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Honestly How Long

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First off how many times a day do you think you go to the restroom to pee? 4 to 6 or are you the ones that hit the head every hour to two hours?

Does anyone love to pee in public bathrooms? How long to do you take to pee in a public restroom? Is it different then at your home? I would say i would take a pretty short time in the restroom regardless of which bathroom I am in.

Average length in peeing time? Ever think about it or time it like 5 Mississippi's. Something around 5 to 10 sec, hitting the high times when you have a real full bladder.

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