All guys know the rule, if your standing at the urinal....eyes forward. There is to be no looking around. It is something we learn instinctively when were little (at least no one ever told me the rule. I just knew).
Some guys take this extremely seriously. A guy in New Zealand actually punched a guy, not once but twice in a Pub's bathroom for not following "Urinal Etiquette." This actually went to court!
The 47 year old New Zealand man accused the other guy for looking at him, resulting in him punching the guy. The court ruled in favor of the victim and the guy was forced to do 50 hours of community service.
I don't think this guy deserved 50 hours for defending the "Urinal Etiquette" rule. The other guy obviously did not know it and this 47 year old guy made sure he will never forget it. He was merely defending Man Law. Wouldn't you do the same thing?
Knowing how a court might rule, make sure after you defend "Urinal Etiquette" you don't stick around long enough for the cops to show up (at least not until they realize the importance).
I might have to have a little fun with a guy wanting to look at my wang. Instead of getting mad when out of my peripheral vision seeing this guy looking over i might have to just open toward him and let him gaze upon it and let him realize that he is obviously breaking urinal etiquette. I am not ashamed to show my pp as many of my friends will attest. I am proud of it.
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