ok no shit there i was in this scum-bag of a tittie bar and i was housed, i am talkin just as drunk as one guy could be. i'm pounding jack and cokes and all kinds of beer when it hits me....i have to pee like a mother fucker, so i stumble in to the bathroom and take my piss, no big deal right? well i make it all the way out side of the bathroom and by this time i am blacking out i am so drunk i stumble 3 or 4 feet and pass out fall face forward in to the chicks bathroom. 3 strippers screamed steped on me on there way by and told the bouncer that some drunk ass hole is sleeping in the door way of the girls bathroom. i was troughn out and stumbled home!!!










How did those stripper heels feel?...haha