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Bars/Clubs

Bar and Club restrooms are particularly interesting because of the unique behavior the environment brings out in people. For both Men and Women, the lines are long and completely unorganized which only adds to the confusion of who goes when. Many times the restrooms are quite small which leads to individuals cramming together. All of this is compounded by the fact that people try to navigate the situation while drinking.

Bars and Clubs can be found in any city and are extremely diverse. There is a large range of them — Airport Bars, Billiards Bars, Dance Clubs, Dive Bars, Hotel Bars, Lounges, Piano Bars, and this list could go on. Miraculously, these different types of bars and clubs give rise to different layouts and scenarios.

Similarly to Restaurant Restrooms, the diversity in the type of Bar or Club brings about stereotypes. In particular "Dive Bars," there is a reason they get placed in this category. "Dive Bars" are a place you go for cheap drinks or to get away from the huge crowd, but where there are advantages, there are also disadvantages and I am sure you can come up with your own disadvantages.

Without a doubt, the most interesting stories will probably be seen under this section of PeePublic. Bar/Club Restroom stories are doomed to be disgusting, yet humorous. If you have a funny story, advice on etiquette, or quick comment, post your story and/or advice for all to see.

Recent Bar/Club Stories

Urinal Etiquette Is Worldwide

DrinkingTheory's picture

All guys know the rule, if your standing at the urinal....eyes forward. There is to be no looking around. It is something we learn instinctively when were little (at least no one ever told me the rule. I just knew).

Some guys take this extremely seriously. A guy in New Zealand actually punched a guy, not once but twice in a Pub's bathroom for not following "Urinal Etiquette." This actually went to court!

Category: Other Bar

Urinals Should Be More Entertaining

DrinkingTheory's picture

What if you created a urinal in which you could draw with your urine and have it show up on the screen?

Public bathrooms have got to be the least decorated and probably the most boring place to have to go. Most places don't take much time to decorate or try new things with a bathroom due to the fear of change or lack of attention. When you think about it, a place of business isn't really going to be concerned with the bathroom because it doesn't bring in the money.

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Category: Other Bar

passed out

ok no shit there i was in this scum-bag of a tittie bar and i was housed, i am talkin just as drunk as one guy could be. i'm pounding jack and cokes and all kinds of beer when it hits me....i have to pee like a mother fucker, so i stumble in to the bathroom and take my piss, no big deal right?

Category: Dance Club

Stuck in a dressing room

FullBlater's picture

There is no strip club section, that I am aware of, so I will post this here.

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Category: Dive Bar

My Appoligies.....

DrinkingTheory's picture

The only difference between women's and Men's bathrooms......urinals (right?).

I believe this to be true because it was the one signal that went through my brain to my feet that said...."not the right bathroom".

To help explain:

I was in this dark (very dark) casual bar, which was also very crowded at the time. I headed to the restroom as usual by weaving in and out of the people. Finally, made it to the hallway where the restrooms were located. Now, this was not the first time at the bar, but it also is not a regular place for me.

Category: Lounge